Tuesday 3 February 2009

Talking with your hands

NOTE: THIS IS NOTHING AGAINST PEOPLE THAT USE SIGN LANGUAGE, THOSE DUDES ARE COOL. (:

Idea by Zoee, thought of via a costa cafe with Jim and some other guy


I mean, fair enough if you want to talk to someone but talking with your hands is a bit fucked up isn't it? Like, you have this thing called a voice which normal people use to chat to each other, but no you decide to go round waving your hands around and touching people's arms like a dickface.

So when me and Zoe were in Costa having a hot chocolate, and laughing at you because your like a retarded kid touching Jim on the arm and talking about some blokes called Dave and Mark and Stuart , we sort of have this feeling that you were either gay or just liked the feeling of groping at someone constantly.

I mean, Jim was actually fucking amazing to you, coz' if it was me I would've punched you in the head and gone 'piss off you bell-end freak'. Infact, Jim seemed to enjoy it a bit too much, so maybe he was gay as well, perhaps that why you were looking in each others' eyes while some guy outside rubbed one of his many chins watching you with curiosity, the pervert.

Alright, I can understand you wanting to explain something better, but man you can't just wave your hands around like you do, in circles like a helicopter. Only little kids do that, you're going to smack some poor kid in the head, hospitalize them and then look like a FOOL, but mate you already do so it's ok, carry on with your retardedness.

But, your actually quite funny, but don't think this is a good thing, because really it is not, your a fail. One day you're going to end up on youtube like you would've today if we could've downloaded it from our phones, but your weirdness probably broke it or something.

To be honest, there isn't much more to say, except just stop. Your either going to be a loner the rest of your life, kill some 3 year old or end up on youtube where you'll be rated 5-star have millions of views and known worldwide as a 'LOSER'.

:)