Lying for attention

Attention seekers are bad, but people that lie in order to get attention are total pricks to be fair. But the ones that piss me off the most are those that pretend that they're better than they are, or something has happened to them to make people feel sorry for them.

Like, when they say that have a swimming pool, but it's actually a fucking paddling pool full of leaves and shit. Then there's that pretend their friend has died and cry, but it turns out they don't know their last name, nor what they looked like. Fake, much?

So, these lying attention seekers are damn right dickheads, trying to be something they're not, something they'll never be won't get you anywhere coz' when the truth gets out you'll be dumped in a ditch and they'll fill it in with all the fucking lies that they ever told.